MySQL to buy ORACLE
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010After careful consideration of technological advancements and overall data storage and manipulation capability, today ORACLE decided to call it quits in the enormous and seemingly ever-growing shadow of newly crowned king of databases, MySQL.
Rumors had been circulating for over a year as the ORACLE team steadily received examples of MySQL’s dominance from all apects of software design. Executives at this quarter’s share holder meeting were fretting the imminent announcement of their failure to surpass the MySQL super-mogal persona it has been in competition with for quite some time.